Blogging DL

It's been a long time since the last post (Aaron Heilman the 5th starter? . . . insert abbreviated interrogative curse here). I was out with a strained give a crap. It's not that I haven't cared about the Cubs, but I just found it too hard to talk about independently. 

But now I'm back, ready to opine ad nauseum if that's what it takes. What it takes for what? No clue. Why do Cubbie-related opinions matter at all? What difference does our cheering, caring, and commenting really make in the grand configuration? Why should we waste our . . . wait. These are the kinds of questions that put me on the DL to begin with. Stop thinking. Start caring.

Go Cubbies!