I Promise

. . . and this isn't just based on his grand slam to open up spring training, Micah Hoffpauir will steal the starting first-base job from Derrek Lee. He won't win the job based on his performance in the spring, but Lee better pray for his own health. If Lee spends any time on the DL this year, Hoffpauir won't be giving the job back to him. And if the double-play parade continues for #25, he'll be grabbing some bench before the All-Star break.